1) Having an intern is like having a kid. I'm just so anxious for how well they're doing. I stay awake just thinking about it.
2) My residents were actually snooping behind my back when I was an intern and checking charts and stuff!! No wonder they could always tell when I was lying.
3) Being a resident makes you feel POWERFUL. Until someone asks you to do something and you remember that you don't know squat.
4) ...but the title sure does count for a lot, as snoop dogg intern points out (from 1:05)
