I think it's pretty reasonable that, after awhile of training in medicine, a person starts to imagine scenarios where they get called in to serve. Usually it's the airplane scene, where someone starts to have chest pain at 30,000 feet and the airline hostess gets on the intercom and says something like "Is there a doctor aboard?" or similar nonsense. Most practicing physicians say they really dread these kinds of situations, because of the lack of equipment needed and lack of control over the situation. (Not to mention, the extreme obligation it places on the physician who is escaping an insanely busy practice to get just a few days away with the family.)
It never occurred to me that there would also be an extreme sensation of terror upon getting involved with this type of scenario.
Last night, after lazily laying about all day and watching Hindi movies on Hulu, I got dolled up to meet a girlfriend for dinner and drinks. I was already running late when I got out of the subway in the West Village and was walking briskly along when I saw a crowd of twenty people surrounding a body lying on the sidewalk outside a shop. Getting nervous, I asked one of the women standing there what happened, and she said that they just saw this guy lying there and someone had called EMS. I asked if anyone had checked him to make sure he had a pulse and was breathing, and she said no.
My heart dropped out of my chest.
"Are you kidding me?" was really all I could say. I crouched down next to the guy, put my purse down next to me, and started getting my hands all over him to look for a pulse, breath sounds, responsiveness, anything. Another woman asked me if I was a doctor. "Oh shit," I thought to myself with increasing horror, "I am. Oh, god." I realized in a moment of further panic that I didn't even have a stethoscope, and just put my ear to his chest to see if his breathing was appropriate or junky. I got lucky - he wasn't tachypneic or tachycardic, and sounded pretty clear - he seemed to really have just passed out.
He suddenly got up, and it became apparent that this guy was chronically intoxicated. We sat him in a chair and I pulled off his hat to check for signs of head trauma, as he reached into his pocket to roll a cigarette (or "cigarette"). He was oriented but clearly confused, as he told me that he had simply tripped going down a few steps into the shop (but somehow fell on his back, above the staircase). EMS showed up and pulled on some gloves before touching him, and a creeping grossness overcame me as I ran to the bathroom to wash my hands and arms, and soak a paper towel in rubbing alcohol to clean off my left ear as I tried hard not to think about scabies.
My friend showed up on the sidewalk, in the meantime, with a shocked look on her face as I came out of the store looking as though the world had just ended. We walked away, while EMS tried to coax the guy into their truck so they could take his vitals, and went about our dinner plans.
On the way out of the last bar of the night, we passed an EMS team evaluating a young man completely passed out in front of a garden apartment. I kept walking.